i have absolutely no concept of time over break like is it 1 am or 2 pm? i dont know. is it sunday or wednesday? i just dont know
i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment
because men are disappointing
It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???